….but it can buy you some REALLY great auto-tuning and enhance your smoker’s voice! Happy Memorial Day!
ok fine. not really. BUT I’M CONSIDERING IT.
no, i’m not considering it. however, i’m now an honorary canadian since they will now be filling my prescriptions.
too bad the canadian olympics have passed. i wouldn’t have made fun of their mascots so much.
i think i might have to move there, though. seriously. i’m not switching pills [...]
Anybody know what these are? Anybody?
They’re Bernhard Willhelm’s $340 “pants-shorts fusion.” They’re in case you happen to be walking or running smack dab in the exact middle of two kinds of weather. Or if you’ve made it your mission to avoid each and every opportunity to make a decision.
via the cut
There are many reasons for you to smile today, even though it’s raining in NYC. You’re not hungry, cold, have a job where you spend all day on your feet, and you probably aren’t being persecuted for your Jewish heritage.
Another reason for you to smile today is that your nipples point in the same direction [...]
this, ladies and gentleman, is what happens when somebody hates raymond.
Before you go back to surfing PetCo.com, check out this kid performing Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi.”
You’re sick of Lady Gaga and all the people who are trying to be her. I get it. I really do. But two things: first, this kid is thirteen. Do you remember what you were doing when you were thirteen? I [...]
18 million British people hurt themselves having sex last year in the following ways and places, and the following items were broken in the process:
(aside to the UK): if “bending fingers back” and “carpet burns” are your honest complaints, you are a cluster of whiny bullies who never learned to properly tuck in your shirts or [...]
Dear Andy,
Things like “owning a home” and “having kids” do not make you “normal.” You have lead your life according to an agenda, and while most normal people do have “agendas,” most people’s heads don’t fit quite as far up their own asses as your does. This allows me to conclude most people (in this [...]
Pardon my hiatus. Shit went down. But now that I’m back (and arguably better than ever), here’s some Biebs to excuse my selfish reprieve.
I understand this, actually. Australians speak funny, and anything with the word “man” in it confuses the Biebs because he’s still (and always will be) a just-fertilized horse embryo. Also, he’s never [...]