That's Some Fuckery

18 million British people hurt themselves having sex last year in the following ways and places, and the following items were broken in the process:

(aside to the UK): if “bending fingers back” and “carpet burns” are your honest complaints, you are a cluster of whiny bullies who never learned to properly tuck in your shirts or keep your hands out of their pants during storytime.

via arbroath, the blog you’re too self-important to read.