Dear Andy,
Things like “owning a home” and “having kids” do not make you “normal.” You have lead your life according to an agenda, and while most normal people do have “agendas,” most people’s heads don’t fit quite as far up their own asses as your does. This allows me to conclude most people (in this country) know who Lady Gaga is. Even though you spent two minutes defending your seemingly honest breakthrough, I doubt it disturbs you, because you live your life according to the “why in the name of tainted pennies should I start now?” principle. And unfortunately for you, that leaves next to no room for shoes made of elephant dung and purple teacups.
Love,
Hannah
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