Look at this picture.
Now, as a “lady,” I find myself asking the following questions:
1. What has this poor fellow been arrested for? I hope it’s nothing that will keep him in jail too long, because clearly…ladies need him.
2. Sure, growing a mustache would have been easier, but what do ladies love more than mustaches? (tattoos.)
3. What, EXACTLY do ladies love? I must believe the “it” refers to his upper lip, or the part of his body where the tattoo is. Otherwise, he could have had it done anywhere. (Clearly he has tattoos on other parts of his body, as evidence from the red one on his neck, and maybe even the ones he had lasered off his face.) He could have had “ladies love it” tattooed on his tongue, and that would make sense. He could have even had it done on his…you know what. That also would have made sense because both of those body parts do something for “ladies.” but upper lips do nothing, which means there’s nothing about them for “ladies” to “love.” so the mere location of the tattoo makes me ask myself what, exactly, do ladies love?
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